I like pancakes

dantomar_tran @ 2009-04-26T21:50:00

2009-04-27T03:50:29Z

I know.
I am wrong.
I am sorry.

Math

2009-03-28T18:19:57Z

So I'm here at the UVU's critically acclaimed math lab, and I have run up against a problem that I cannot get right. So, in this instance, I will call upon the aid of a math tutor; who, with skills that astound and amaze, will point out my glaring error. To call upon one of these intrepid souls, i will signal them with a banner, a standard, a flag of sorts. Then, with speed and agility far surpassing others of their chosen profession, they will walk, across the floor even, to my aid.
Its all very reminiscent of how things happen at work.

dantomar_tran @ 2009-03-23T01:31:00

2009-03-23T07:32:48Z

The chandelier spread broken angular light across the brick wall intermittently covered with stucco, creating a rich tapestry of light and texture, which appealed to the in crowd that frequented the “live music gallery”. She sat with her back against the wall, looking down at the floor in a disapproving sort of way. Ignoring warbling acoustic guitar player number four, I made my way across the room weaving in and out of people dressed as though attending a costume party with a 70s theme.
“Hey.” I said, giving her my hand.
“Hi.” She said, taking it.
We walked through the crowd, light and shadow playing across her face, until we hit the street, washing everything out in pale amber. We walked down the street, the over familiar music fading away, until it was gone completely.

A divulgence of useless data.

2009-03-11T22:20:56Z

Its not even that I don't get the concepts.
I understand them just fine. Its the myriad of bullshit that I have to wade through to finish one assignment. Its starting on a fifteen problem assignment, and then an hour later still plugging away, (literally, because I have to plug all sorts of things in to finish one problem) swimming in a veritable ocean of numbers, signs, variables and the occasional scribble. I simply cannot comprehend how other students, with full class loads, are able to do all of this bullshit. Perhaps they do it whilst they do other things, such as eat, drive, or even as they sleep. But alas, I am not capable of completing those tasks at the same time. Humbly born, I am capable of only executing one task at a time. Two, if the tasks in question were of basic nature, involving few of the comprehensive skills. But this does not seem to be so for the general populous, offering no complaints of time constraints.
And so I forge onward in my arduous journey, my pen traveling across page after page, filling; nay, consuming them. My use of the resource alone wreaking havoc upon the rain forest, evicting animals form their homes, and sparking Eco-friendly campaigns world wide.

yeah.

2009-02-04T08:39:28Z

cristofe Langley Shoryu
seriously?

Man, best Idea.

2009-01-27T06:34:59Z

Secret Bread.
Its secret see, so its cool.

Obamas change list. Yes we did!

2009-01-21T17:42:17Z

1. ~~Throw 150 Million dollar party for me.~~
2. Make people say "Comrade president", instead of Mister.
3. Throw another party. (Bigger?)

Its under the pretentios tab.

2009-01-19T00:29:32Z

Just because you take some shitty picture with an expensive camera and then you change it to black and white with a button does not make you a good photographer. It makes you a pretentious asshole.
Man, I hate people. I just hate them so much. You take some class in high school and all of a sudden you're some fucking genius?
Seriously?
High School.
Jesus fucking christ.

So,

2009-01-17T01:46:06Z

The Dead Like Me movie is set for release febuary 17th.
Anybody else anticipating this event?

these things.

2009-01-13T04:35:42Z

The problem I'm having is that I don't see words, I see actions. I could write a screenplay much better than this. I can describe how things should look, how a shot should be set up, but I can't just sit down and write it. It kind of makes me mad.

dantomar_tran @ 2009-01-09T20:34:00

2009-01-10T03:40:29Z

The snow blanketed field glowed, reflecting the light of the full moon. I stood across the fence from her, its railings capped with snow.
She outstreched her hand, kept warm by a knit purple glove. She dropped something bright into my outstreched palm. She turned and walked along the fence, and over a hill.
I looked at the thing she had given me.
It was a large sterling silver locket.

It was empty.

dantomar_tran @ 2009-01-08T21:14:00

2009-01-09T04:32:59Z

The bright orange sun glinted off of the cars passing beneath the highway overpass. I shielded my eyes, trying to hear what she was saying over the noise of the highway.
She was plain. Not unattractive, just plain. She had shockingly blond hair that clashed with her green eyes. I wondered if it was fake.
"Throw these!" She said, pointing at a pair of shiny blue galoshes on the dingy sidewalk.
"What?"
She picked up the boots and thrust them at me.
"Throw my boots!"
"Why?"
"Just do it!" She said. "That way." She pointed out over the brightly flashing highway.
"No!"
"Come on! She yelled, forcing them into my hands. "Just do it!"
I looked at the shoes. They shone. I looked back at her. She smiled. I looked at the highway. It flashed.
The galoshes flashed as they arced out over the highway, slowly falling somewhere in between shining cars.

dreams?

2009-01-08T02:00:01Z

I've been having wierd dreams.
Seriously, wierdest dreams I've ever had.
Not lke the things are really wierd, they're just wierd. I remeber all of them when I wake up. They're so vivid.
Its wierd.

what?

2009-01-06T00:42:51Z

agro agro agro tank, agro.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
people who play wow are weird people.

dantomar_tran @ 2008-12-30T00:57:00

2008-12-30T07:58:08Z

Everybody plays wow.

dantomar_tran @ 2008-12-29T14:59:00

2008-12-29T22:00:53Z

*audible exhalation of breath*

we wee oui wii

2008-12-26T17:04:24Z

my little brother got a wii for Christmas. it came with wii sports, because that is the sort of thing that wiis do. but he says that making and playing sports games with miis is stupid. now, I think that the miis are probably the funniest thing about the wii. so he spent all day playing on his old systems and I made all the cool miis. A whole lot of communists including Obama, and the beatles. man, I'm a genius.

dantomar_tran @ 2008-12-25T14:09:00

2008-12-25T21:10:59Z

Man you guys, this is a delicious sandwich.

seriously.

2008-12-22T19:56:53Z

why the fuck do I pay taxes. why don't the people that get snowplows pay taxes, and I'll just clear my entire street by hand.

dantomar_tran @ 2008-12-05T23:40:00

2008-12-06T06:40:58Z

dantomar_tran @ 2008-12-03T16:50:00

2008-12-03T23:58:46Z

My roomate seems to have come to the realization that the human body does indeed begin to stink if left to its own devices.
I say this not because he has an increased desire to bathe, but because now he attempts to cover the stink with copious ammounts of cheap calogne.
This has left me with the unfortunate situation of having my room stink twice as badly as before. If he would stop watching and wanking off to animated boobs long enough to take any sort of shower of or bath, our room wold only smell foul, not horrifyingly like the inside of a morbidly obese mans' ass.
also, his hair would be semi-decreased in the greasy department, and things that he touches with his head would stop changing coloures.

On another note, I only have one final next week, so I only have to be here on wednesday. it fees kind of rediculous to come back here only for a few hours. I'm nearly all packed and stuff.

Vidjaagame

2008-12-01T23:01:23Z

I want to make a game where you control a brightly coloured googly-eyed whatever and you roam around in a wasteland of equally brightly coloured whatever and search for little objects with completely ridiculous silly names and bring them together to build the most brightly coloured object of all to advance to the next level. Everything would have some ridiculous name and it would all be incredibly difficult to memorize, and talking to other googly-eyed denizens of the brightly coloured sparkly world would be kind of like being extremely drunk, or on some sort of hard drug, because you wouldn't understand a single thing.

dantomar_tran @ 2008-11-18T06:47:00

2008-11-18T13:54:31Z

there's something about sunrises.

Mr. Whedon

2008-11-18T00:47:13Z

Joss Whedon has great ideas, but they never seem to be realized very well.

Twilight

2008-11-17T21:55:56Z

ah, good times. good times indeed.

http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/12/30-days-of-twilight/